十分走心的填词，请看我真诚且对称的大眼睛O_O
原版戳：https://www.bilibili.com/video/av395513
联动一个一万字小短篇：【喻黄】蠢蠢的死法 上 下
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Stuff Corgi with okra
用秋葵堵住黄少天的嘴巴
Test all-star players on algebra
今年全明星改考数学啦
Eat chicken that's on Flash's[1] plate
吃掉喻文州盘子里的白切鸡
Outside Pear's room you patiently wait
等郑轩睡醒后一起出发
Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Hide You-Know-Who[2]'s lighter away
偷走叶修的打火机
Tell Steam-Bun your birthday
告诉包子你出生在几月几
Oh my Chen, take my hand
执子之手我的琛
You are the fairest man in the land!
你就是全世界最美的人！
Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Invite The Rock[3] inside
把韩文清请进门
Scratch out Mengniu[4]'s schedule guide
涂乱张新杰的记事本
Set a fire on Momoka[5]'s hair
烧一把张佳乐的小辫砸
I will never call you bunnies papa
叫你们兔兔而不是霸霸
Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Keep Jessie Potter[6] as a pet
养只王杰希当宠物猫
Sell both the eyes on the internet
把两个眼睛都在网上卖掉
Paint the Grass' front gate blue
把微草的大门涂成蓝色
I wonder what does this dusty broom do
这把灰不溜秋的扫帚能用来干啥？
Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Order ice-cream endorsed by Snoopy[7] during chilly season
大冷天买一堆周泽楷代言的冰激凌
Chat with Dayday[8]in summer for no good reason
闲着没事撩夏休的黄少天陪你说话
Sneak out your classroom with Tom & Rex[9]
选择跟着唐昊和孙翔逃课
When your teachers are clever as 4 Sesame-Dumplings
而你的老师堪比四大心脏
5 Give-You-A-Lot-Of-Color-See-See-Kings wait for you at home
回家迎来五圣的混合五打
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly be
它们虽然不押韵却很可能是
The dumbest ways to die
最蠢的死法
Dumbest ways to die
最蠢的死法
Dumbest ways to die
最蠢的死法
So many dumb
好多种蠢蠢的
So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法
【备注区】
[1] Flash: 《疯狂动物城》那只树懒
[2] You-Know-Who: 究极大boss神秘人🙊
[3] The Rock：巨石强森的变种，巨石文清。原歌词这里是Serial Killer =-=
[4] Mengniu：液态奶产量中国大陆第一
[5] Momoka：日语名“百花”，参见NMB48木下百花
[6] Jessie Potter: 杰希·波特，巫师【话说有一首歌叫Jessie's Girl，可以让我等女友粉体会一把飞起来的感觉2333
[7] Snoopy：这个系列的漫画里史努比没说过话，但想得很多……而且它是黑白的，很企鹅🐧
[8] Chat with Dayday：原歌词是惹一窝马蜂，效果一样的
[9] Tom & Rex: 《猫和老鼠》的炸毛汤姆，以及《玩具总动员》的绿恐龙